Ma Kellys South, Blackpool

A Blackpool bar has been threatened with closure after its owners fell foul of planning rules.

Ma Kelly’s South on Lytham Road, South Shore, was served with an enforcement notice by Blackpool Council after it failed to comply with two conditions relating to 
external alterations to the premises, which were formerly a shop.
Owner Paul Kelly appealed against the enforcement notice, but his challenge has now been thrown out by a planning inspector.
The requirements of the notice include that the venue must cease operating as a pub and cabaret bar unless the work the council has asked for is done.
A spokesman for Ma Kelly’s today said new plans had now been drawn up to meet the council’s demands.
Managing director Mick Sugden added: “We have 
submitted new plans and are going to do the work the council has asked for.
“We are disappointed, because we have invested a lot of money into the premises and feel we have smartened up the street.”
But planners say the alterations to the shop front “have resulted in a building of very poor appearance.”
They say the main entrance is not balanced with the centre of the first floor windows and the fascia does not align 
with the neighbouring 
Auctioneer pub.
A report going to the council’s planning committee adds while the planning inspector “doubted it could ever become an architectural gem”, the 
approved alterations would have created the right 
emphasis for the building had they been carried out correctly.
Plans must also be submitted for sound and vibration proofing.
The case will go before Blackpool Council’s planning committee at 5pm on Monday at the Town Hall.

I have a suggestion for Ma Kellys.  Change your application to become an Open Mosque for Non-Muslims.  You may be prosecuted and convicted of offences, but nothing will happen to the building and you can carry on unmolested.  If you need proof, look over the bridge on Waterloo Road, just a few hundred yards away, for confirmation.


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The Power of THE VOTE

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’

‘No problem, just let me in,’ says the man.

‘Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.’

‘Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,’ says the MP.

‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules.’

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it’s time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises. The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

‘Now it’s time to visit heaven.’

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

‘Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.’

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: ‘Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.’

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.

When the doors open he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.  He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.  The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

‘I don’t understand,’ stammers the MP. ‘Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? ‘

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ‘Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted.’

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Hustings for Blackpool South

Debate & Hustings in Blackpool South

Labour, Conservative, Lib-Dems, Greens & Blackpool Supporters Trust
I will be in hostile territory so
Your support is needed

Host: Blackpool Supporters’ Trust
When: Tuesday 28 April at 6.30pm
Location: Number 1 Club, Bloomfield Road

Why should any candidate for a Westminster seat imply that they are going into hostile territory just because they will be facing their constituents? I had a few drinks with a lad out of the Lancashire Regiment who has done several Tours of Duty into Afghanistan and he knows all about “hostile territory”.

I just love the way that prospective Westminster politicians abuse the English language.

For example. How often do you hear a politician talk about “Irish Immigrant Labour”. The phrase is meaningless unless you are completely ignorant of your history. It is another Blairism to placate and calm the angst of the millions of immigrants he and his Party imported into overcrowded UK. It is time that all English speaking politicians learned the difference between Immigrant and Migrant.

The one on the firing line ought to be that useless waste of £300.000 pa, Gordon Marsden. Not only does he seldom reply to a constituent, but has watched in glorious silence from his home in Brighton as the Promenade disintegrated into a Death Trap, the rail network became Third World, the trams an overpriced chaos, and what little industry we had moved away.

Blackpool is desperate for ReBirth. We need proper facilities for employment and the commencement of our once great industry, Holidays.

We need at least one Olympic size swimming pool. We need several venues where at least 15.000 delegates can meet and confer in comfort and safety. Manchester has stolen Blackpool’s thunder and the buffoons in Labour glory in the demise.

Anyone supporting Labour ought to be severely challenged, as are the greens and Lib/Dems. Of the cons I can only ask why no-one mentions their corrupt and vile colleague, Julian Manure?

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The words of Simon Deng, once a Sudanese slave

These are the words of Simon Deng, once a Sudanese slave, addressing the Durban Conference in New York.

‘I want to thank the organizers of this conference, The Perils of Global Intolerance. It is a great honour for me and it is a privilege really to be among today’s distinguished speakers.

I came here as a friend of the State of Israel and the Jewish people. I came to protest this Durban conference, which is based on a set of lies. It is organized by nations who are themselves guilty of the worst kind of oppression.

It will not help the victims of racism. It will only isolate and target the Jewish state. It is a tool of the enemies of Israel.

The UN has itself become a tool against Israel. For over 50 years, 82 percent of the UN General Assembly emergency meetings have been about condemning one state – Israel. Hitler couldn’t have been made happier!

The Durban Conference is an outrage. All decent people will know that.

But friends, I come here today with a radical idea. I come to tell you that there are peoples who suffer from the UN’s anti-Israelism even more than the Israelis. I belong to one of those people.

Please hear me out.

By exaggerating Palestinian suffering, and by blaming the Jews for it, the UN has muffled the cries of those who suffer on a far larger scale.

For over fifty years the indigenous black population of Sudan — Christians and Muslims alike — have been the victims of the brutal, racist Arab Muslim regimes in Khartoum.

In South Sudan , my homeland, about 4 million innocent men, women and children were slaughtered from 1955 to 2005. Seven million were ethnically cleansed and they became the largest refugee group since World War II.

The UN is concerned about the so-called Palestinian refugees. They dedicated a separate agency for them, and they are treated with a special privilege.

Meanwhile, my people, ethnically cleansed, murdered and enslaved, are relatively ignored. The UN refuses to tell the world the truth about the real causes of Sudan ‘s conflicts. Who knows really what is happening in Darfur? It is not a “tribal conflict.”

It is a conflict rooted in Arab colonialism well known in north Africa. In Darfur, a region in the Western Sudan , everybody is Muslim. Everybody is Muslim because the Arabs invaded the North of Africa and converted the indigenous people to Islam. In the eyes of the Islamists in Khartoum, the Darfuris are not Muslim enough. And the Darfuris do not want to be Arabized.

They love their own African languages and dress and customs. The Arab response is genocide! But nobody at the UN tells the truth about Darfur.

In the Nuba Mountains, another region of Sudan, genocide is taking place as I speak. The Islamist regime in Khartoum is targeting the black Africans – Muslims and Christians. Nobody at the UN has told the truth about the Nuba Mountains ….

Do you hear the UN condemn Arab racism against blacks?

What you find on the pages of the New York Times, or in the record of the UN condemnations is “Israeli crimes” and Palestinian suffering.

My people have been driven off the front pages because of the exaggerations about Palestinian suffering.

What Israel does is portrayed as a Western sin. But the truth is that the real sin happens when the West abandons us: the victims of Arab/Islamic apartheid.

Chattel slavery was practiced for centuries in Sudan. It was revived as a tool of war in the early 90s.

Khartoum declared jihad against my people and this legitimized taking slaves as war booty.

Arab militias were sent to destroy Southern villages and were encouraged to take African women and children as slaves.

We believe that up to 200,000 were kidnapped, brought to the North and sold into slavery.

I am a living proof of this crime against humanity!

I don’t like talking about my experience as a slave, but I do it because it is important for the world to know that slavery exists even today.

I was only nine years old when an Arab neighbour named Abdullahi tricked me into following him to a boat. The boat wound up in Northern Sudan where he gave me as a gift to his family. For three and a half years I was their slave going through something that no child should ever go through: brutal beatings and humiliations; working around the clock; sleeping on the ground with animals; eating the family’s left-overs. During those three years I was unable to say the word “no”.

All I could say was “yes,” “yes,” “yes.”

The United Nations knew about the enslavement of South Sudanese by the Arabs. Their own staff reported it. It took UNICEF – under pressure from the Jewish–led American Anti-Slavery Group — sixteen years to acknowledge what was happening. I want to publicly thank my friend Dr. Charles Jacobs for leading the anti-slavery fight.

But the Sudanese government and the Arab League pressured UNICEF, and UNICEF backtracked, and started to criticize those who worked to liberate Sudanese slaves. In 1998, Dr. Gaspar Biro, the courageous UN Special Rapporteur on Human Rights in Sudan who reported on slavery, resigned in protest of the UN’s actions.

My friends, today, tens of thousands of black South Sudanese still serve their masters in the North and the UN is silent about that. It would offend the OIC and the Arab League.

As a former slave and a victim of the worst sort of racism, allow me to explain why I think calling Israel a racist state is absolutely absurd and immoral.

I have been to Israel five times visiting the Sudanese refugees. Let me tell you how they ended up there. These are Sudanese who fled Arab racism, hoping to find shelter in Egypt. They were wrong. When Egyptian security forces slaughtered twenty six black refugees in Cairo who were protesting Egyptian racism, the Sudanese realized that the Arab racism is the same in Khartoum or Cairo. They needed shelter and they found it in Israel. Dodging the bullets of the Egyptian border patrols and walking for very long distances, the refugees’ only hope was to reach Israel’s side of the fence, where they knew they would be safe.

Black Muslims from Darfur chose Israel above all the other Arab-Muslim states of the area. Do you know what this means!!!?? And the Arabs say Israel is racist!!!?

In Israel, black Sudanese, Christian and Muslim, were welcomed and treated like human beings. Just go and ask them, like I have done. They told me that compared to the situation in Egypt , Israel is “heaven.”

Is Israel a racist state? To my people, the people who know racism – the answer is: ‘absolutely not’. Israel is a state of people who are the colours of the rainbow. Jews themselves come in all colours, even black. I met with Ethiopian Jews in Israel. Beautiful black Jews.

So, yes … I came here today to tell you that the people who suffer most from the UN anti-Israel policy are not the Israelis, but all those people whom the UN ignores in order to tell its big lie against Israel: we, the victims of Arab/Muslim abuse: women, ethnic minorities, religious minorities, homosexuals, in the Arab/Muslim world. These are the biggest victims of UN Israel hatred.

Look at the situation of the Copts in Egypt, the Christians in Iraq, and Nigeria, and Iran, the Hindus and Bahais who suffer from Islamic oppression. The Sikhs. We — a rainbow coalition of victims and targets of Jihadis — all suffer. We are ignored, we are abandoned. So that the big lie against the Jews can go forward.

In 2005, I visited one of the refugee camps in South Sudan. I met a twelve year old girl who told me about her dream.

In a dream, she wanted to go to school to become a doctor. And then, she wanted to visit Israel. I was shocked.

How could this refugee girl who spent most of her life in the North know about Israel ? When I asked why she wanted to visit Israel , she said: “This is our people.” I was never able to find an answer to my question.

On January 9 of 2011 South Sudan became an independent state. For South Sudanese, that means continuation of oppression, brutalization, demonization, Islamization, Arabization and enslavement.

In a similar manner, the Arabs continue denying Jews their right for sovereignty in their homeland and the Durban III conference continues denying Israel’s legitimacy.

As a friend of Israel, I bring you the news that my President, the President of the Republic of South Sudan, Salva Kiir — publicly stated that the South Sudan Embassy in Israel will be built— not in Tel Aviv, but in Jerusalem, the eternal capital of the Jewish people.

I also want to assure you that my own new nation, and all of its peoples, will oppose racist forums like the Durban III. We will oppose it by simply continuing to tell the truth! Our truth!

My Jewish friends taught me something that I now want to say with you.


The people of Israel lives!

Thank you

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy camping stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

She stopped, looked skyward and said, “IS THAT YOU LORD?”


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Letter to US President

The Temporary Prime Minister
10.2 Drowning Street
Lundun, INNIT

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Dear Mr. President,

Having considered carefully your latest declaration, I find myself in a quandary.
As the Leader of the army of your closest ally, if I copy your order to bomb the Islamic State into obliteration, I will have to Order my Airmen and Royal Naval personnel to commit wholesale slaughter. This will inevitably lead to the whole scale killing of children and women. All of this will be to prevent the expansion of the Murderous Cult of Islamic Jihad.
Now my problem is this! How do I justify such an Order whilst I keep Royal Marine Sergeant Alexander Blackman in prison for the close quarter killing of a Jihadi Terrorist who was caught in the action of perpetrating his Evil Intent?

Please advise.

Your friend,

Prime Minister of GB & NI (until next week).

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My Last word on RACISM

At the National Art Gallery, in Dublin, a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench.

Two of the figures had black penises; but the one in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

“In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied.

”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They`re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”

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